February 9, 2010

it’s a bad bad morning

everyone irritates the shit out of me today. i turned around and saw the in house fatso of the office and something about her horrid face just speaks evil and leer. looking at her freaks me out.

the fucking nerd with glasses just pisses me off with his constant ingragiating manner. he is just like his right hand man who, i fondly refer to as the nosehair man, both of them such scum i cant hardly breathe. needless to say the neighbours are collectively stepping on my toes by just being their coughing and smeelly breath selves. the only person who’s not angered me so far is the goodlooking one.

everyone else irritates the hell of out me. including the pao to bitch who is now dangling her pussy infront of an ang mo, trying her best to get some, or some where.

maybe it’s a bad idea to stave off the nicotine, does it really make one short tempered?

February 5, 2010

what a difference an announcement can make

remember B & A?

following a little announcement last week, as B walked in today there were plenty of fake smiles flashing like cameras. watched as one by one, they lined up and streamed in, hand extended for a shake, eager to pay tribute to he who now is prince.

January 29, 2010

research mania

in about 5 hours i will be heading to a brown building where i would meet M and J, who will then decide in half an hour the suitability and user-friendliness  of a person like i. should it be smoothsailing, i will gladly buy HC drinks and will head to the temple this weekend to offer unto the gods my sincere prayers and sweet incense.

January 28, 2010

APPLE iPad APPLET

was watching the real-time launch of the ipad last night 2am on cnbc. just an example of how big the news was, cnbc had done a split screen so they could cover this (ipad launch) and the congress live hearing of us treasury sec timothy geithner simultaneously. it is really disconcerting to see geithner being interrogated in court and humbled before congressmen and representatives with regards to the disclosure scandals following government bailout of AIG in ‘08. we all know the bailout of AIG was neccessary; markets will never recover from such a huge failure, but i suppose if i were an american taxpayer, i would want the right to question whether initiatives and solutions bought with my money was justified, and that the bailout did not involve more of my money than was absolutely neccessary. does the average taxpayer consumer really feel the full effects of an all out systemic failure and violent reccession? that’s a question i am somehow glad we dont have an actual answer to, because we’ve got to realise we never really see how interconnected we are before it’s too late. this is probably a debate best left to conjectures, in my opinion. still, the decision-makers should be responsible and held accountable for the basis of their solution and absolute transparency and full disclosure must be awarded to all stakeholders.
APPLE IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD! have we not seen enough giants fail yet? have we not learnt our lesson yet when it comes to private sector giants? look how everyone bitched when the government had to step in to bail out automobile giants like General Motors?
with the latest launch of the iPad, i see history repeating itself. you’re talking about apple close to monopolising almost conpletely the electronics industry: MP3 players, smartphones, computers, handheld video devices..pretty soon EVERYONE out there would be using apple products for everything. what’s next? digital cameras? household appliances? how would you like an apple iFridge? you can have a touch screen panel that shows the level of milk left in the bottle. slide your finger across the panel and you can see how much ice is left in the icebox. do a twisting motion with thumb and forefinger, more ice will be made!
dont get me wrong, apple products have the design and aesthetic to inspire such a huge consumer following. i think it has come a point when you slap a white plastic cover and a silver 2d apple with a mouthful bitten out on anything, it will probably sell like hotcakes.
i am really looking forward to the next big thing apple’s gonna come out with. maybe a apple gaming console? think about it!! all the apps you could download…the possibilities are endless.
i just hope jobs does a good job of managing company finances, we’ve seen enough bailouts so far and with the potential of apple, a future failure could most probably be catastrophic.
i for one, own 1 nano ipod, which runs out of juice so often and i get so pissed converting music files to iTunes format i ‘ve long since given up using it. also, my personal ban on iphone stands. blackberry forever man!
See this on bloomberg:
Apple’s Jobs Unveils $499 Tablet Device Named IPad (Update1)

By Connie Guglielmo

Jan. 27 (Bloomberg) — Apple Inc., seeking to revolutionize the publishing business in the same way the iPod transformed the music industry, unveiled a tablet computer starting at $499, a price that was 50 percent lower than some analysts predicted.

The iPad can display full Web pages, books and iPhone applications, and has a touch-screen keyboard, Chief Executive Officer Steve Jobs said today at a company event in San Francisco. The product will come in two versions: one with just a Wi-Fi connection and another that also uses third-generation mobile-phone service. Apple rose in Nasdaq trading after the announcement, erasing an earlier decline.

“At that price, they’ll sell millions,” said Hakim Kriout, a portfolio manager at New York-based Grigsby & Associates, which owns Apple shares. “It’s very, very affordable for what it does. This is going to add a huge revenue stream for Apple.”

Jobs, 54, has spent the past decade transforming the maker of the Mac computer into a consumer-electronics juggernaut. The iPad builds on the digital media and mobile technology behind Apple’s market-leading iPod and the iPhone, and will challenge dedicated e-book readers from Amazon.com Inc. and Sony Corp.

‘Magical and Revolutionary’

The iPad is “our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelievable price,” Jobs said. The iPad, which has a 9.7-inch (25-centimeter) color screen, is half an inch thick and weighs 1.5 pounds (0.7 kilograms). It will go on sale in late March.

A 16-gigabyte version of the basic Wi-Fi model will sell for $499. A 32-gigabyte version will cost $599, and a 64- gigabyte device will be $699. The 3G models won’t be available until April. Those will range in price from $629 to $829.

Amazon.com’s Kindle, the market leader in electronic books, costs $259 for a version with a black-and-white 6-inch display. A model with a 9.7-inch screen costs $489. Toni Sacconaghi, an analyst at Sanford C. Bernstein & Co. in New York, had predicted that the Apple tablet would cost about $750.

Sony’s most expensive e-reader, which has a wireless connection and a 7.1-inch screen, costs $399.99. Smaller models sells for $299.99 and $199.99.

Apple unveiled an electronic-book reader application for the iPad and is opening an e-book store. Pearson Plc’s Penguin, Harper Collins Publishers, CBS Corp.’s Simon & Schuster, Macmillan and Hachette Book Group have already signed deals to offer electronic books on the iPad.

Drew Herdener, a spokesman for Seattle-based Amazon.com, didn’t immediately respond to a request for comment.

Stock Climbs

Apple, based in Cupertino, California, rose $1.94 to $207.88 at 4 p.m. New York time in Nasdaq Stock Market trading. The shares, which more than doubled last year, climbed to a record $215.04 earlier this month on speculation that the tablet was coming.

The device runs the more than 140,000 applications already available for the iPhone and iPod Touch. It works with wireless service from AT&T Inc., the U.S. carrier for the iPhone, though no contract is required.

There will be two iPad wireless data plans from AT&T in the U.S. One will cost $14.99 and give users up to 250 megabytes of data downloads. The other will have unlimited data and cost $29.99. The company is also working on adding international wireless plans.

‘Gigantic Win’

The device, made of aluminum and glass, can display maps from Google Inc., and has calendar and address-book functions. The iPad has a 1-gigahertz chip that was custom designed by Apple and battery life of 10 hours, Jobs said.

“The fact that there’s more flexibility in this device is going to give it a pretty significant competitive advantage over Amazon’s device,” said Michael Yoshikami, an analyst at Walnut Creek, California-based YCMNet Advisors. “The price is a gigantic win. The non-3G model at $499 is very surprising.”

Jobs, who had a liver transplant last year, looked healthier during the presentation, Yoshikami said.

“He looked better than the last time he appeared,” Yoshikami said. “He seemed enthusiastic and it frankly didn’t really strike me — I didn’t even think about it.”

More than 60 million Apple shares changed hands today. That follows trading yesterday of 66.7 million shares and marks the two busiest days for Apple’s stock in more than a year.

‘Is There Room?’

“The question has arisen lately: Is there room for a third category of device in the middle, something that’s between a laptop and smartphone,” Jobs said. “Those devices are going to have to be far better at doing some key tasks. What kind of tasks? Well, things like browsing the Web, doing e-mail, enjoying and sharing photographs, watching videos, playing games.”

Apple executives in the audience included Chief Operating Officer Tim Cook and marketing vice president Phil Schiller. Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore, an Apple board member, was also at the event.

Apple, which reported a 32 percent jump in holiday sales this week, relies on the Mac for about a quarter of its revenue. The iPhone brought in about a third of sales last quarter, while the iPod represented 22 percent of revenue. Apple has sold 250 million iPods, Jobs said today.

Demand for Apple’s traditional iPod music players is falling as consumers switch to multifunction devices like the iPod Touch, which has Wi-Fi support, and smartphones that can also play music and video, like the iPhone. IPod shipments fell 8 percent last quarter to 21 million units. Sales of the iPod Touch rose 55 percent.

Apple is releasing a new software development kit for creating iPad applications, though existing iPhone programs will run on the device without being modified.

The iPad should create “a whole other gold rush” for developers, said Scott Forstall, a senior vice president in charge of iPhone software. Apple plans to highlight programs developed specifically for the iPad on its App Store.

January 28, 2010

thoughts about themes

i am thinking of paying wordpress so i can customise the css on this space. after i caught some gf of mine ripping off my picture idea for the last theme (let it burn till embers smoke the ground tagline) so there. this will have to suffice until i find something better.

have started another blog too. feel a need to seperate this voice from the rest of me, because over here, i’m a angrier and rawer person than how i usually am. i do too, have sooo many frivolous ideas that need their space. thus cherrystainlips was born.

hope it brings as much joy and tips to everyone, but mostly, it makes me happy

January 27, 2010

stroopwafels

one majooorrr benefit of working in a dutch bank is that time to time they share their candy. today it’s stroopwafel, another day might be licorice. i am fond of the stroopwafel, and fanatical about drops (licorice). i am addicted to the ultra salty stuff and everytime there’s a bag of those in the office, i find myself reaching for it every half hour or so.

how to lose weight like that?

January 26, 2010

Dearest Fucker

hi fucker, you do know i have so little respect for you it almost hurts. i have extended my hand to you in sincere friendship and in spite of the age difference i have done my best to stand by you even through all your emotional dramas, through all your plain stupidity with women and your really baffling (for me that is) inflated ego. you are not good looking, not even average, and seriously i do NOT know what girls see in you, it might be the fact that you woo them with your ‘banker’ title, one which you do not deserve. if i were your age, i would have at the very least be more knowlegeable than you are now. still. inspite of the flaws i stood by you, and yet you could turn around to blab about my flaws to someone who could give me a job? listen you FUCKER, this is what friends do : they look out for one another. all the times i watched your back, all the times he watched your back you turn out to be just a waste of time. so from now on, you’re out of my life.

dearest fucker,

i dont even want to start talking about how much shit i take from you, your constant ribbing, your constant spouts of irritation and your general bitchy attitude. that is not to say you dont take my irritating shit too. but hey, that’s what friends are for, we irritate the hell out of each other, but when it’s crunch time, there should be no one out there i want watching my back but you. which begs the question about loyalty. like i said before to you, loyalty is something i prize everything else. that and trust. apparently that doesnt apply to you, so if that is the way things should be, so be it.

that’s 2 people i am cutting out of my heart today. what an amazing tuesday this has turned out to be. welcome back to the office shitheads, told you monday blues begin tuesdays.

January 19, 2010

at wit’s end.

stifling me. i cant get out. am giving up.

January 18, 2010

new week blues

you know what they say about monday blues? the funny thing is i never get them! on monday i am usually fresh from the weekend..somehow i have psychoed myself over the weekend to believe i actually missed working and when monday comes i am happy to be at my desk, banging away on the keyboard. for me, monday blues begin on tuesday, which is why i prefer to call them the new week blues. it should make perfect sense! i mean, tuesdays are when you begin to realise, SHIT! i am already tired but it’s only tuesday, i still have wednesday and thursday and friday to go. in my opinion, this would also suggest the worst blues of all begins wednesday, when you begin to realise: how am i going to get past wednesday? it’s only wednesday and i still have one more day to go before it’s ONLY thursday! on wednesdays, the second hand moves really slow; the minute hand on the clock, even slower.

i dont even want to begin to describe how time moves really quickly in the mornings (before you know it, it’s lunch) and slows to a trickle in the afternoons…so tata. i am off for lunch.

January 14, 2010

what is ‘work appropriate’?

everyone has an ideal of how to dress for work and what you should or should not wear. so if i fucking decide to put on a feather headband to work and mind you i am not indecently dressed or casually dressed, SHUT THE FUCK UP and FUCK OFF it’s none of your fucking business and doesnt require any fucking comments. because if i fucking say nothing about you pieces of shit dressing DRABBILY to a PRIVATE BANK, you should shut the fuck up and bite your own tongue when i CHOOSE TO PUT ON A HAIRBAND TODAY. i mean seriously, how lame and free you must be to make such comments.

dont get me wrong, i am all for commenting when someone comes to work wearing something too tight, or too revealing, or too short, but other than that, any comments would just be an attack on a person’s right and space to style themselves anyway they want.

fuck off lah bitches fuck off.

note: sorry about the fucks, i never pretend to be someone i am not, least of all pretend to be otherwise on a cyberspace that belongs to me.

-add-on: and i just realised, you know what’s the saddest thing out of all this? the fact that women are the ones who do this. women do this to one another.. i dont understand, i really dont, why do you do this to your fellow members of the fairer sex? we are supposed to be on the same side…sisterhood apparently doesnt exist in the female dictionary. or at least in these cheebye mouths’ vocabulary, because i sure have seen sisterhood in action: manda and the girls. if it wasnt because i like d*** , i would have honestly, been so put off by women like these and went for a sex change.